Even if you’re the most upstanding citizen, no one likes doing their taxes. Thankfully, most of us don’t ever have to worry about the IRS breathing down our necks…unless we really have something to hide.
But when one old man checked his mail and discovered that he was being audited, he couldn’t believe his eyes. That’s when he came up with the best response ever.
The older man was surprised when he received an audit in the mail. He was summoned into the offices of the IRS to explain some discrepancies, so he brought along his lawyer.
“Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment,” the auditor said, “Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”